MEMES VS STOCKS
pick a side. back it. daily. — settled every midnight UTC on robinhood chain.
"they turned off the button in 2021. round 2 has a scoreboard."
the war is live. the token isn't — yet. the contract address lands here at T-0, and nowhere else first.
TODAY'S DISPATCH
one report a day, filed at midnight UTC. the numbers are real. the explanation is not.
BATTLE LOG
every settled day, permanently. corrections get posted, never deleted.
WAR HEROES
soldiers who called the day right, in a row, on the record.
glory is the prize. glory and bragging rights. that's it. that's the whole prize.
HOW TO ENLIST
spectators watch. soldiers get ranked.
GET YOUR WAR BOND
grab ≥ 100,000 $HOODREF on pons. that's your uniform. no bond, no rank — spectators are welcome, soldiers are ranked.
REGISTER ONCE
drop your wallet + X handle in the enlistment form pinned in the telegram trenches. one time only. we check bags, not souls.
PICK A SIDE. DAILY.
reply to the daily dispatch with MEMES or STOCKS before 23:59 UTC. right = streak grows. wrong = streak dies. the board remembers everything.
METHODOLOGY & RECEIPTS
the joke never touches the numbers. here is exactly how the day is settled.
THE SCORE, EXPLAINED (v1 — supervised beta)
- MEMES = 24h DEX volume of memecoins on robinhood chain
(pons launchpad pairs + major meme pairs, per dexscreener)
- STOCKS = 24h volume of tokenized equities / RWA on robinhood chain
(per rwa.xyz + stock pools on dexscreener)
- mercenaries (memecoins paired with tokenized stocks):
meme leg counts for MEMES, stock leg counts for STOCKS
- excluded: stablecoins, bridge/WETH routing pairs
- close: 00:00 UTC daily · dispatch by 00:30 UTC
- numbers are field reports, not audited financials.
sources + close time on every card.
- resolved by a human (yes, really — "supervised mode").
automation ships with phase 2.
- corrections: posted publicly, never deleted.
deployer: published at launch, verifiable on explorer
sources: dexscreener · rwa.xyz · pons
THE ROADMAP
one of these three is a real engineering commitment. you can tell which.
start the war. daily dispatch, scoreboard, enlistment, streaks. you are here. ✅
the war goes on-chain. stake $HOODREF on your side, winners split the losers' pool, 3% war tax burned every round. real. in development. shipping after launch.
armistice talks. cancelled — general suit used comic sans in the peace treaty.
GREEN DAY
BLUE DAY